Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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