after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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