well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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