my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize