playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize