Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I CAN MOONWALK!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Are my feet made of real feet?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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