I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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