Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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