porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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