yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize
