So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Houston, we have a blender
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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