I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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