i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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