She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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