She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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