i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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