you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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