I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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