Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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