i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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