So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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