Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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