I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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