so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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