Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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