What did we do last night that was yellow?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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