so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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