then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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