i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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