Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You can't special order awesome
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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