Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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