spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious