Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this