i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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