i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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