So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
