oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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