I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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