sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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