if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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