with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
