do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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