You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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