what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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