I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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