What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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