Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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