I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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