Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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