May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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