guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Randomize