once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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