You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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