I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Me. At least after what I've been through.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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