CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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