Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just want to make out with him forever
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
