So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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